Notes from author
None shall pass. You have far more health than any of their weapons can possibly threaten. Zweihander? Just a scratch. Crystal Hornet Great Club Backstab? Merely a flesh wound. Power Within Red Tearstone Dragon Shout Crystal Hornet Demon Greataxe Riposte? Well, we'll call that a draw. This build is to bring a halt to adventurer's quests all across Lordran; Dukes, Darkroot, Oolacile, the Kiln, it doesn't matter. You could even invade Tomb of Giants, if you are a cruel, soulless bastard.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight build, modified for Mid-level play. While I could have had more HP, it just wouldn't be viable dealing 100 damage per hit against armored people with a claymore.